Search And Rescue Saturday — Training Beats Black Friday Shopping

by Mr. Taleteller on

K-9 Küster here at the keyboard.  My two legged search partner left his laptop on and went Black Friday shopping with the Chief Editor.  I have taken over this week’s Search and Rescue Saturday.   It’s official.  I am filing a complaint.  Here’s my top ten list of reasons why training beats Black Friday Shopping.

Blowing Raspberries -- Tales and Tails

Bowing Raspberries — Tales and Tails

10.  Why stand in line and wait when you could be running at the end of my trailing line?

9.  My baritone bark alert is more pleasant then those crying children in the store.

8.  No coat in the store is better then the black coat I’m wearing!

7.  Searching for parking places is boring.  Searching for people is so much more fun.

6.  While shopping your are just carrying packages.  If we were training, you would be getting a real workout.

5.  You get no hassles with my returns.  Well, for the most part.

Dashing Through The Snow -- Tales and Tails

Dashing Through The Snow

4.  Black Friday deals are short lived.  A few hours of training will last forever.

3.  I do not need a new toy.  Just bring my favorite ball.

2.  The weather outside may be frightful, but I am so delightful.

And my number one reason for why training beats shopping is:

Come, They Told Me -- Tales and Tails

Come, They Told Me

 

1.  Come on look at me.  I’m so good lookin’!

 

 

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  • Sue Dyer

    Well Kuster I totally agree with all your points. I cannot fathom why your mum and dad could even for one second think of leaving you and going shopping. Frankly I think it borders on neglect and it’s definitely mental abuse.

    Humans need a lot of training and I think yours definitely are in need of much more work.

    Hope you all have a lovely day. Polly (and Sue who is typing this for me;)).

  • You’re right Kuster, training beats any Black Friday Deals!

  • jan

    Humans sometimes have weird priorities as this post so clearly shows.

  • Two French Bulldogs

    Much better than shopping
    Lily & Edward

  • Maryruth Ginn

    Ha, ha, ha. Good thinking Kuster. And you are very good looking.

  • Kuster, you are a very good reporter, and you have real talent within those twinkletoes! I’m very glad that you don’t like shopping!

  • My favorite was Kuster’s no hassle return policy. Honey has one of them too. 🙂

  • harrispen

    Those are great reasons to not go Black Friday shopping. That last picture is super handsome of you too Kuster.

  • SGilbert

    Kuster I LOVE your 10 reasons why Training is Better than Black Friday! You are so right!
    Kuster are you going to be taking over on Saturday for the Search and Rescue Blog??

  • rottrover

    Kuster, anything is better than black Friday shopping!! I went to the beach :-))

    -Otto

  • We totally agree! I’d much rather train than shop any day! 😀

  • You are gorgeous Kuster! I’d much rather be with you than in the stores!!

  • Christine Sterling

    We’ve been steadfastly refusing to leave the house on Black Friday, and the Saturday after, and Thanksgiving – if it all can be helped. Just to save our sanity…

    Monty and Harlow

  • Kuster, I’m guessing there were no lines waiting to get into the dog park today! 🙂
    And, you look quite stylish and handsome in your red bow tie!

  • Casey the Boxer

    Excellent points all, Kus, but especially the last one!

  • Awesome points, and you are lookin’ mighty handsome!